Demotivating desk calendar with unmotivating sayings

Don't dream your life, just keep your mouth shut. Are you tired of reading the same hackneyed motivational sayings and life-affirming wisdom that have more candy floss than substance? Then our "Anti-Life Coach Motivation Calendar" is just the thing for you! This calendar makes fun of all the pseudo-inspirational phrases. We take all the affirmations and throw them into the trash of reality with relish - served with a generous spoonful of sarcasm and a wink that says: "Yes, life really is that humble sometimes."