Collection: International Demotivational Calendars

ZERO POTENTIEL presents: The international collection of demotivational calendars

Why torture yourself with motivation when you can actually enjoy giving everyday life the cold shoulder?
ZERO potential brings you the international collection of demotivational calendars – for all those who love reality with a strong dose of sarcasm.

Whether it's French charm, English humor, or Italian bitterness, each calendar is a faithful companion through the weeks you're just surviving.


What awaits you

  • 52 weeks of brutal honesty
    Every week a new saying that lovingly robs you of the illusion that life will ever reward you.

  • Linguistically international, sarcastic guaranteed
    Whether French, English, Italian or German – our sayings speak directly to every cynic in the world.

  • Stable and beautifully unspectacular
    Printed on high-quality paper that will withstand any office location – and is just as uninspiring as the sayings themselves.


Why you need them

  • Reality check worldwide
    For anyone who's tired of the same old motivational quotes from every country. Mountains, beaches, sunshine—they're not motivating.

  • Office decor with international cynicism
    Whether at work, in the home office or on the kitchen table – a little reminder that no one really has everything under control.

  • Gift for globetrotters of sarcasm
    Perfect for colleagues, friends, or anyone who enjoys reality in any language.