Collection: Funny calendars for demotivated humor lovers

Your friends constantly throw unfunny jokes at you without asking, and they do it completely voluntarily? You have our sympathy. This naturally begs the question: why should you buy a wall calendar or tear-off calendar from our shop when you can get silly jokes for free?

It's simple: Funny tear-off calendars protect you from the nice Inge from the office trying to sell you one of her pharmacist calendars. They're full of wisdom you didn't want to know, but still know. In that case, it's better if your desk calendar at the office is funny and sarcastic, and you can also impress your colleagues with your strange sense of humor.

The perfect funny calendars for those who celebrate demotivation

Are you fed up with the daily motivational madness and longing for a good dose of sarcasm? Our demotivational calendars provide you with wonderfully cynical sayings throughout the year that won't sugarcoat anything and are guaranteed to hold a mirror to reality. Whether as a demotivating 365-day tear-off calendar with sayings , a demotivating desk calendar for the office , or a demotivating wall calendar – these anti-motivational calendars are perfect for anyone who finds the constant "You can do it!" eye-rolling.

With sayings like “Don’t dream your life, just shut up,” we offer you just the right reality check – for your home, your workplace, or as a gift for friends (and enemies) who desperately need to take off their rose-colored glasses.

If the office calendar is funny, you are (not) funny too

Funny calendars for the office? They do exist, but please, without the unnecessary motivation of stupid calendar sayings. Do you love sarcasm and hate your colleagues' happy-go-lucky attitude? A demotivating 2025 calendar will show everyone where your frog is. Perfect for you if you want to liven up the monotonous office grind a bit – without having to spread good cheer.

With these sarcastic sayings, every Monday morning becomes what it is – crap! Do you like cynical sayings and are on the side of eternal procrastination? Grab it, because the asking price is more than fair. How could it be otherwise, given the salary your boss considers "appropriate."

Unlike typical, regular calendars, the funny 2025 calendar provides you with statements for every day or week that definitely don't scream for a better life. If you know, you know! The day started badly, why should it continue to get better ? It's not like "Every time you think things can't go on, a little light appears from somewhere." The unvarnished saying would read quite differently: "Every time you think things are looking up, someone else hits you again."

If the calendar is funny, the week goes by faster

If you think the funny wall calendar will speed up the time until the weekend, we have the first disappointment for you. It doesn't! The wall or desk calendar is funny, but it still won't shorten the endless wait until the long-awaited Friday . And no, the calendar won't stop your boss from scheduling that annoying weekly meeting at 8 a.m. on Monday morning. Whatever motivates him to do that, we can't understand it.

But hey, these sarcastic and demotivating office calendars are fun and help you endure the whole grind with a wink, or better yet, with gallows humor. There you have the perfect answer to the typical "Come on, we'll get this done today!" right there on your wall.

For those who shuffle into the office in the morning like walking zombies and would gladly impale their colleagues with a lightsaber as soon as they enter, funny calendars are a must. Instead of starting your day with the motivational slogans of the eternal workaholics , treat yourself to a dose of demotivation. After all, there's always time. And if you're really not in the mood, you can simply tear off your tear-off calendar until noon. Perfect for morning grumps.

In short : Take life as it is: hard, slow, and without a warm-up phase. At least you can complete the long day in style with a fun calendar.

Funny desk calendars as a gift – who they are perfect for

Do you know someone (other than yourself) who has perfected the art of incompetence? Then a demotivating desk calendar is the perfect gift. This ensures that the perpetual blunderer never gets the motivation he needs in the first place. These calendars are perfect for friends who like to start their day just as lazily and without a spark of enthusiasm as you do. And then there are those colleagues whose eternally chattering dining room you'd rather stick your sausage roll in. A wall calendar like this is fun. You just point at it once, and it quiets them down.

Are you not only lazy, but also brave? Calendars in the office are fun, especially when you give them to the right people. Tie a ribbon around it and place it on the table for the company's motivational coach. I wonder if he gets the message? For a spectacular Christmas dinner with your spouse and your wife, a sarcastic demotivational calendar is also perfect for your mother-in-law. She can use it perfectly to get her daily routine under control. Just the right amount of sarcasm and demotivation in the morning, and the day is ruined.

Speaking of Christmas dinners, do you know those people who announce their New Year's resolutions to you shortly before the turn of the year and diligently enter them in their calendar? We always wonder where the calendar is that praises or motivates us for our broken New Year's resolutions . And then we'd also like to have "Party" automatically listed every Friday, because that's what motivates us. Do you feel the same? Then grab your sarcastic Kickstarter for the day at a fair price. So grab it, and demotivation is guaranteed for 2025.

FAQ funny calendar: You don't want to know anyway

Why are most calendar jokes so unfunny?

Funny calendars are about as common as rabbits wearing glasses. Unless, of course, you buy from us (we have to say that now, the boss forces us and all ). Most of these sayings have been passed down through generations and are simply annoying. However, the attempt to be "funny" almost always backfires with calendar makers. They think their tear-off calendar is funny, and you shred the remaining 363 days on the third day of the year.

What makes demotivational quotes so brilliant?

Does a wall calendar have to be funny? A resounding no from us. We think it's much better when the calendar is honest with us. Why should Monday be a good day just because we smile? Monday is and always will be a miserable day, and the calendar deserves to know that.

When is a calendar funny?

When he's different from the others. Demotivational sayings instead of "Live, love, laugh." How many people do you think go to work in the morning full of energy and enthusiasm? We'd love to give you an answer, but we just didn't feel like looking at statistics. Nobody here, at least, is up for it.

Who needs a joke calendar?

Everyone who wants to get through the day with gallows humor needs good, and especially sarcastic, jokes. On the other hand, no one needs typical calendar jokes or dry, boomer humor. You also need a demotivating calendar if you want to shock your colleagues a bit . Imagine their stunned expression. Can you already hear the voices of that annoying colleague staring at your calendar: "You can't say something like that!" Be sure to tell us what her response to your "Why not?"

Will next year be good?

How are we supposed to know? But we would strongly advise you not to think too positively. When has a year ever been good if you were looking forward to it?