High-quality paper and a design that stands out everywhere—perfect for making your "mindful" friends roll their eyes. If you're going to take life not too seriously, do it with style!

Finally a wall calendar with sayings that does not trigger aggression potential

How do you actually react when you have to walk past at least three "Live, Love, Laugh" calendars on your way to the office? Taking them down and throwing them in the shredder would actually be the best option, but crying colleagues get annoying after ten minutes at the most. We have the right antidote for you. A demotivating calendar for 2025 will pull you out of the madness of coaching wisdom and give your pseudo-motivated colleagues the elegant middle finger.

If you look at the sayings that wall calendars sometimes contain, we fully understand your general distrust of calendars. But with us, you really don't have to fear all that sunshine and cotton candy. We're far too unmotivated for that. All we can do is drag you deep into the abyss of demotivation with a healthy dose of sarcasm, we promise.

Why funny wall calendars are really exhausting for lazy people

If the office calendar is funny , it doesn't change your dislike for the office. We don't even want to start with false promises here. But hey, at least you'll be staring at the wall and can see all the misery in letter form again. We want to prevent you from suddenly suffering from an unwanted boost in motivation, where everything doesn't seem so bad anymore.

But we also have to be honest. Just because a wall calendar has funny sayings on it doesn't mean it's suitable for everyone. The really lazy ones have a real problem, because they have to get up to tear the pages off the calendar. Since we live and breathe laziness, we've come up with something. You'll find calendar sayings for every day , but also for the week or even the month. And if you're too lazy to tear off a page once a month (respect to that), then perhaps a demotivating desk calendar is a better option. At least then you can stay seated while you tear it off.

When funny wall calendars are the most important reason for work

Give us three good reasons why you go to the office on Mondays? Haha, you can't think of one. We feel the same way, but the boss forces us to anyway. The right calendar at a fair price won't give you a motivational boost in the morning. You still don't feel like getting up, driving to work, and then seeing all the motivated people around you with their first coffee in the tea room.

But hey, at least with a funny wall calendar you have a tiny, tiny bit of motivation not to completely avoid going to the office. It hardly makes it better, but it does make it funnier. Now do you want to hear at least one more positive thing from us? If you choose a daily calendar, all you have to do is tear it out 365 times and you'll have made it to 2025! But if you know us, you also know that was too much motivation. 2026 won't be any better, just with new sayings.

FAQ: Everything you didn't know about wall calendars

Is my wall calendar already lying to me in January?

It depends on what the calendar says. If the thing tries to convince you that the best is yet to come, that's a blatant lie. As a realist, you already know in January that the rest of the year will only get worse.

Are motivational wall calendars actually a punishment for smart people?

We're convinced of this. What's sold as a funny 2025 wall calendar is either an insult to the senses or simply a revenge campaign by the coaching industry. For this reason alone, we must counteract this and ensure that motivation remains within limits.

Why do funny wall calendars with sayings never include jokes about tax returns?

Let's be honest, we can endure a lot of suffering, but Mondays, colleagues, meetings, and tax returns? Now, make a point!

Are unfunny calendar sayings actually punishable, and where can I file a complaint?

The creators of motivational calendars with sayings really deserve a slap on the wrist. But we wonder who's worse—the creators or the users?

Why is your wall calendar so funny even though you're so lazy?

Because we're so lazy! We're far too afraid that coming up with motivational quotes might motivate us.

Is it working time if I tear the sayings off the wall calendar?

Try pushing this with your boss. At the next meeting, just tell him that you can't make it because you find your wall calendar funny and want to tear out all the quotes and read them all at once. Maybe you'll get away with it.

Are stupid tear-off calendars actually called tear-off calendars because I'm allowed to tear them off?

Unfortunately not. So, get our tear-off calendar with sayings instead; it'll calm you down when you're in the throes of tear-off again.